GC Mainframe 1000X
GC Mainframe 1000X is the main computer in the GloboCorp Factory. By defeating it, you are rewarded with the 
Sword of Vim treasure.
Dialogue
[edit | edit source]Pre-Bossfight
[edit | edit source]GC Mainframe 1000X: Welcome, user!
I am the GloboCorp Mainframe 1000X.
Please give me your command.
May I suggest we play a game?
Roelof: Ohh, you're in for it this time, buddy!
Our boss is on his way here and he's pissed!
He's sick of your meddling...
Lugus: Yeah... you meddling kids are ruining everything!
Mr. Ward is very angry and he'll be here any second.
GC Mainframe 1000X: Master Ward is on his way here?
You had better be careful, user. Master Ward is a bad, bad person.
He uses my programs to do horrific things and...
Roelof: Shut up, you oversized TV!
We didn't ask for your opinion...
Tony Ward: We finally meet.... hero.
I'm sure you know who I am by now.
But if you're dense, I'm the president and CEO of GloboCorp and I own everything... even you!
I'm afraid that your little treasure hunting escapade is the only threat to my world dominance.
And that's why it must end here.
Tony Ward: Well... it's been lovely meeting you.
I'd say we'll meet again but that simply isn't true... you'll be visiting another dimension shortly.
Give my regards to your father... ahahahahaha *cough*...
Excuse me...
Let's go, my bumbling henchmen.
GC Mainframe 1000X: Personality protocol overridden.
Defense grid program activated.
Danger... Danger... Danger...
After first phase
[edit | edit source]Roelof: Hahahaha! You can't run from us now!
Prepare to meet your dooooooom!!!
Lugus: Yeah, you're doomed now!
This is getting crazy...
Listen, I'm going to see if I can find some help.
Try to distract them for a while...
After the bossfight
[edit | edit source]GC Mainframe 1000X: Did you think I was hurt?
Don't worry. I had a backup file prepared for emergencies.
I think I know what you came here for...
I'll give it to you if you promise to stop that evil Master Ward.
